Sheer Shame

It's happened to all of us. Realizing a garment is COMPLETELY 
see through far too late. That was me at school this afternoon.
The middle-aged man eyeing me in the Joe makes so much sense now. 
I have this really great sweater that, when I first started wearing it, showed
just the right about of skin. Now, it's a bit too worn out. 
These photos were far too busty to post un-cropped. 

Crossword puzzle newspaper
print + Tuff Scent nail polish 

Skirt, saddle shoes - UO
Call girl sweater - FP
Belt - Thrifted
Caffeine - Bibo 

Hey Mickey!

While most coeds travel to exotic locations for tan lines and hangovers,
I prefer to spend my spring break with my grandma at Disney Land.
Every year, never fails. We love that mouse. 

Shirt, skirt, knee-highs - UO
Clutch - BCBG
Tights - Ann Taylor
Sunglasses - Forever 21
Jeffrey Campbell booties - eBay

This Is Your Brain On Moi

reblogged from nikkilipstick

reblogged from nikkilipstick

And I don't know why. 

Now get the flip off my inspiration board.

DFA1979

I feel like such a spoiled little bitch right now and I love it.
My mother and I spent the afternoon shopping and food touring.
I'm the happiest kitten. 

Cape, headband - FP
Jeans, gloves - UO
Jeffrey Campbell boots, clutch - Fine 'n Funky
Tee - Death From Above 1979 show!!! 


Hey, new hair! Hot dog!
I like my hair like I like my men - short and dark.
That's not right. 


If you want bitchin' hair like me you need to go to my 
sweet thang Tiffani in Carson City. She's worth the drive.
Trust me.
Tiffani Bonaldi 
Salon Chocolat
775.884.3667

Oil Stains & Parking Stripes

After meeting for lunch at two different Thai restaurants yesterday,
Natalie and I finally got our shit together.  
We shot these a few doors down. 
I just love the looks we get when we do these shoots in arbitrary locations. 

Blouse - J Crew
Cords, utility belt, bag - FP
Sunglasses - borrowed from Natalie


I flippin' LOVE these extreme corduroy flares from Free People. 
I normally hate corduroy. It's just gross.  
Who the hell wants to listen to their thighs rubbing together all day?
But these, perfection. Super comfortable and very flattering. 

Sneezy

I had to leave class today because I couldn't stop sneezing. 
I know it doesn't sound that bad but trust me, it got gross. 
That's all I'm going to say. 
It's only day two of this class and i'm already "that girl."
Look! Preppy meets grunge. 

Jumper - FP
Pull-on jean - UO
Shirt - vintage gift (Thanks Gabbi!)
Socks - Betsey Johnson
Boots - thrifted gift (Thanks LTB!) 
Bag - vintage gift


I also did this today! 

- Tuff Scent Passion nail polish - It smells like ginger!
- Newspaper clippings
- Vodka
POW!

Indian Summer

Monday we had snow and Wednesday was in the 60s.
I took this opportunity to pull out my favorite high-waisted
jeans from the summer. They're so LOUD. I love 'em. 
I can really only wear high-waisted jeans because I have
a HUGE ass. Don't believe me? See photo three. 
What's better than one bold color? Three! 
As long as it's tastefully done of course. 

Sweatshirt, Jeffrey Campbell boots - Fine 'n Funky
Jeans - UO
Wayfarer Pack - LAYERxlayer